Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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