am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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