3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM