3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.