i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she pinky promised me she was 18
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.