Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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