This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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