some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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