couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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