Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I looked at my own cervix.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.