Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that