I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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