That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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