I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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