so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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