New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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