you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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