the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
FUCK WHALES
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