he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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