I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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