So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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