Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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