wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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