Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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