You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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