Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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