Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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