I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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