If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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