so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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