i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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