Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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