Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit