I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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