Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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