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say what?
wanna hang out?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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