Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My nipple is on Facebook.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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