how can u be prego again
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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