Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.