i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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