Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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