I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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