Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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