My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
now i know why i became what i already was.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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