I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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