Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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