I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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