Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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