Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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