It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?