This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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