D3 body, D1 cock
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one