So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES