he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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