Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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